I was really sick last week.  My boss got sick after hanging around me on Friday which was my first day back at work.  He then went to the doctor and found out he’s got fucking influenza.  His wife is pregnant - they were going to induce tomorrow.  Now they have re-scheduled that due to his illness but if the baby happens to come before Saturday he can’t be there.  I hope nothing happens until Monday.  Shit I’d feel like a complete asshole if someone has to miss the birth of their child because I got them sick.  But I didn’t know what was goin on with me other than I felt like crap.  Looking back at it now I probably did have it - all the symptoms were there.

Morale of this story - don’t hang out with me.  I hope no one else caught that shit from me.