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I feel like I have been let down by all of you

Have you heard about this rumor going around that says something like “eat an apple everyday and you will be prevented from having to ever go see a doctor on a professional visit again”? Tell me the truth, have you hear of that shit and not ever told me about it?

Is this the secret to eternal life? If I never have to see a doctor - does that mean that I will never get sick? If I never get sick, will I never die? I guess this has to assume that I am not involved in a crazy accident of some sort that takes my life.

So I recently learned this secret that everyone has been trying to keep from me for some reason. Today I got over to the grocery store to pick up an apple. Holy shit there are a lot of different kinds of apples - I wasn’t expecting that. Actually a while ago I got some sort of pink taco apple, but today i went with the granny gangband what-cha-ma-call-it, the green ones. Granny gangbangs are way better than the pink taco apples. That could have to do with the fact that I also bought a knife to cut that shit up today. I don’t like just biting into the pink taco - it hurt my teeth when i kept getting shit stuck between them.

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10 Comments

  1. UltimateP
    Posted April 11, 2008 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    Try a braeburn. If you eat those you don’t ever need to go to the dentist either. And they’re good.

  2. erin
    Posted April 12, 2008 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    Granny Smith. Tangy and delicious. Good in pies!

  3. kidpurple
    Posted April 12, 2008 at 10:08 pm | Permalink

    Granny Smith = Granny Gangbang, I think

  4. Scrib
    Posted April 15, 2008 at 1:38 pm | Permalink

    honeycrisp. that’s all I am saying.

  5. Jennie
    Posted April 30, 2008 at 7:44 pm | Permalink

    Honeycrisp IS the best! I had them once and could not believe how good they are. I cannot find them in the stores again though.

  6. kidpurple
    Posted April 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm | Permalink

    WTF can I find this honeycrisp?

  7. Scrib
    Posted May 1, 2008 at 9:08 am | Permalink

    They show up in the fall. Bad ass apples if you ask me. BAA. They are a hybrid developed in Minnesota. Wiki magic go! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp

  8. Scrib
    Posted May 1, 2008 at 9:10 am | Permalink

    They usually show up closer to fall. Bad ass apples if you ask me. BAA. They are a hybrid developed in Minnesota. Wiki magic go! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp

  9. Scrib
    Posted May 1, 2008 at 9:12 am | Permalink

    This is the third time trying to post this. Please excuse the redundancy as needed.

    They usually show up closer to fall. Bad ass apples if you ask me. BAA. They are a hybrid developed in Minnesota. Wiki magic go!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp

  10. kidpurple
    Posted June 17, 2008 at 2:33 pm | Permalink

    you fucking bastards - i bought a braebrun today and ate some of it. that was some horrible shit. Yeah - I said I ate SOME of it. Back to granny gangbang tomorrow. Can’t wait to try that Honeycrisp though.

    Braebrun == soft and gritty

    Granny Gangbang == just the right amount of crunch and delicious

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