The other night I went cycling with David Beckham. We were actually involved in a race (think Tour de France). I wasn’t actually there with him, but just happened to be in the same race. So anyway I’m a ways into the days ride and I knew I was ahead of Beckham. He eventaully passed me and started kinda getting into a tussle with another racer a little bit ahead of me.
The two ended up knocking each other over in really bad looking accident. Somehow in the fall one of Beckham’s hands and one of his legs (from right below the knee) were severed completely off. This didn’t seem to both him much, he got right up and had his bloody stump right in the other rider’s face.
The severed limbs were very gory and over the top in my memory – like it was a mix of something from Kill Bill and Evil Dead.
I don’t know if either of them continued the race. I stopped for a minute and then continued on.
I think its time to get back on the bike – it better start warming up a little bit at least really soon.
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