If my memory isn’t as fucked up as ESPN – when the pope dies the MLS season opener will be shown on ESPN Alternate. You know because 24 hours/day news coverage is required for the death of a pope.
So earlier this week I go to tune in the MLS game of the week only to find a college baseball game in the 12th inning. No prob – switch over to ESPN Alternate – but there is nothing there.
So it makes me wonder WHAT THE FUCK IS ESPN ALTERNATE FOR?
Really – what criteria have to be met in order for them to show something on ESPN Alternate? I want to know.

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And when the game FINALLY came on we got to see the Sounders FC blow a 3-1 lead. Disgraceful…
Yeah – that part sucked too.