I am a secret shopper according to two of the bums hanging out at SunMart today just before noon!
I decided to go to SunMart and then home for 2nd meal today because I was really craving some pineapple juice. I picked up a few other items along the way as well. The last [...]
I piss a lot. Both when I’m at home and when I’m at work I piss a lot. That is not the point here though.
So I go to the mens room to piss a couple days ago at work right. We’ve just moved into a new building which is kinda fancy. The mens room has [...]
I guess this story could go a few different ways based just on the title. Does it involve my drug dealer, my asshole, or a poem I wrote?
As it works out I was actually pulling grass out of my ass. That is grass as in the single bladed green plant that grows in [...]
I learned another thing my bicycle doesn’t do tonight. It won’t break through chain at 10 mph.
Riding the LeSchwartz around downtown Fargo tonight I went through a parking lot that I knew had chains separating isles of parking spots. I went through a couple of aisles that didn’t have chins up so I [...]
When I started riding my bicycle for transportation I used to be strict about following all road laws. I’ve slowly relaxed on that. Now pretty much everything is a yield. I am pretty sure that I can roll up to a red light and look to see if anyone is coming. [...]
You people keep “tagging” me with these facebook notes. I keep enjoying reading them but don’t get back to re-posting with my own answers. So I’m finally going to do something kinda like what I’m supposed to, only I’m doing it here rather than facebook. You don’t need to be my facebook [...]
I found this in a web archive website from a very old version of kidpurple. Some of you will recognize it, some won’t. Ask me in person sometime – or ask someone that knows a little more about kidpurple than you do.
Thanks for the heads up on that one Windows, I appreciate it!
Barack Obama is going to make Spanish the official language of the United States
Barack Obama is a Muslim terrorist – because you can’t prove that he’s not
Barack Obama kills babies
Barack Obama isn’t am American citizen
Barack Obama isn’t a very American sounding name
Barack Obama is a racist
These are the reasons I’ve heard most recently – actual [...]
I had a dream earlier this week, or weekend, I don’t remember exactly when it was. In my dream I found out that all my local friends had created a soccer team and were playing in several local leagues, both indoor and outdoor. You all specifically tried to hide this soccer team from [...]
