Category Archives: stupid

What the hell is happening to me?

We had the last game of the season for one of the soccer teams I’m playing on.  I think we ended the only undefeated team in the league, but I’m not 100% sure of that.  There is no website that has updated standings or anything.  We probably won’t be the #1 seed because we had [...]

How I developed my hate for Menards

Today I decided I was going to put up a pegboard tool holder wall in my garage.  Sounds like an easy job - I just need to buy some pegboard (30×70 inches), a couple feet of 2×4, and the actual hooks that go into the pegboard.  I can handle that I think.  So I head [...]

How much has shitting cost your throughout your lifetime?

For some reason today I started to wonder how much money I could have saved over my lifetime (so far) if I had cut one single activity out of my life. Example: how much money would have I saved if I had never shit in my life time. Money saved would be on [...]

Championship Game!

This is part of a poster I got in my inbox recently. Notice “Championship Game” and the fact that it looks like Tito and Chuck might be fighting each other. This is from the place that we went to see the Randy Coture/Tim Sylvia fight. They had been advertising on the radio [...]

GIT R DONE Bitch - YEEEE HAAAAW

Recently on my way to work I saw a vehicle with the license plate “GITRDONE”.
I got a brand new quarter for the first person to tell me what type of vehicle it was on, and what NFL team sticker was on the vehicle. You have to be specific about the vehicle - who made [...]

Windows Vista

If you haven’t wanted to install Windows Vista on your computer yet, this is going to change your mind for sure!

March madness

16 teams are left in the college basketball tournament. They are broken up into 4 “regions” - East, West, South and Midwest. By looking at the map below could you tell what color represents what region?
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The easternmost school is in the midwest region.
The northernmost school (close to the farthest west) is [...]

Things I don’t expect

A new thing I’m gonna do here - every Wednesday morning I’ll post things I don’t expect.  Or maybe I’ll do it now and never again cause I have nothing interesting to think about right now.
So - this is what falls into the category of things I don’t expect:
1. The Complete Marches of John Philip [...]

Top 10 reason to not move to Philadelphia

Alex give 3 reasons - So I guess that makes this a top 12 list
Cheering for the Flyers is unacceptable
Pennsylvania once elected this guy
Cheering for your pro basketball team is like being an American football fan in San Francisco - why are you cheering for a number?
You HAVE to watch every Rocky movie every year [...]

Censorship is stupid

I’ve always wondered how it makes people feel better that words like fuck are beeped out of songs when they are played on the radio.  Everyone that is listening could fill in the beeps.  Then when I hear a radio station beep the word “white” I just about lose my mind.
In case you are wondering where the word ”white” get beeped, it is from a Kid Rock song - Cowboy:
I’m a paint his [...]