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How much has shitting cost your throughout your lifetime?

For some reason today I started to wonder how much money I could have saved over my lifetime (so far) if I had cut one single activity out of my life. Example: how much money would have I saved if I had never shit in my life time. Money saved would be on [...]

Guild Wars Addicted

My Guild Wars addiction is killing me.  I haven’t been to work in over a week, I’m pretty sure I’ve been fired by now.  I rarely leave time for myself to even eat anymore.  I’ve got so many no-doze and other keep-me-awake pill bottles around you can’t walk through my room without stepping on one.  [...]

The best feelings in the world

I recently discovered another one of the best feelings in the world. Early in the morning putting on warm pants just out of the dryer. Ohhh its soooo good.
Others that are on the list (in no particular order)

scoring game winning goals
jumping into a bathtub full of oatmeal
adding another victory to my lifetime undefeated [...]

I feel like I have been let down by all of you

Have you heard about this rumor going around that says something like “eat an apple everyday and you will be prevented from having to ever go see a doctor on a professional visit again”? Tell me the truth, have you hear of that shit and not ever told me about it?
Is this the secret [...]

What am I doing?

I’m up late just messing around with some stupid php stuff.  why?  who the hell knows?

Speaking of dildos - It’s a Felony to Possess More Than 5 Dildos in Texas

If you have 6 or more dildos, Texas declares that you have ‘intent to distribute’ and therefore you are a felon. If you have less than 6 then you are merely a hobbyist, and therefore things are okay.
This is a long video, but watch the whole thing. The part at the end they [...]

Kucinich booted from Iowa debate

Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D) is being excluded from this week’s Iowa presidential debate because he has not rented office space in the Hawkeye State, his campaign said Wednesday.
Dennis Kucinich is one of my favorite dudes runnin for prez. Check out my digg profile to find out why. He is the only [...]

Video: Ron Paul Asked About Medical Marijuana

Ron Paul is asked what his opinion was on medical marijuana by Clayton Holton, a medical patient who asked Romney and Rudy the same question a few months ago. Rudy ignored him and Romney said he would arrest him for using medical marijuana.
This give Ron Paul another notch in the “I’m going to vote for [...]

Gene Simmons on File Sharing: “Sue ‘em off the face of the Earth”

As if you didn’t already thing Gene Simmons was nothing more than a giant shit sandwich, here is a little more to convince you.
“Every little college kid, every freshly-scrubbed little kid’s face should have been sued off the face of the earth. They should have taken their houses and cars and nipped it [...]

Priest Jailed in Stalking of Conan O’Brien

posting to KP directly from digg.com -
Father Ajemian wrote menacing postcards and letters — at least some written on a parish letterhead — and sent them to Mr. O’Brien’s home and television studio for more than a year.read more | digg story