So every once in a while I take a look at the free stats to see how people are coming to find this website. One cool thing is a list of search engine keywords that have brought link clicks here. Sometimes there are very surprising terms in the list. I’m sure some people are not getting at all what they are looking for. Check out this list.
I’m happy people looking for
sweedish boobs
end up here, but I’m sure they are pissed off when they find zero pictures of any kind of boobs. Maybe I need more boobs here?
Would you still read the crap that I spew from my keyboard if I dropped the whole kidpurple thing and only wrote on a domain name that used my real name?
Would you?
Should I?
Could I?
I’ve got this other blog that uses my real name. I don’t write much there and when I do its mostly work related - resume type stuff. I’ve thought about ditching one of these blogs and keeping only one. I wouldn’t mind having just a single website that I could use for any and all purposes. Something I could use as a type of resume website, and something that I could put the same stupid shit onto.
The real name domain name would be more professional - but when the fuck have I been professional about anything? If I applied for a job and you got my resume from this website would you hire me? I’m not sure if any of my current co-workers have ever seen this website. I guess if someone didn’t hire me because they didn’t like something I wrote here then I probably don’t wanna work for them anyway.
This has nothing to do with me looking for a job - I’m not looking for a job and pretty happy where I am at now. It is just something I’ve thought about doing for a while.
I know most of you kp readers don’t have any similar website setups for yourself - but let me know your thoughts.
Today I decided I was going to put up a pegboard tool holder wall in my garage. Sounds like an easy job - I just need to buy some pegboard (30×70 inches), a couple feet of 2×4, and the actual hooks that go into the pegboard. I can handle that I think. So I head over to the new Menards that isn’t far from my house.
When I was there I realized I’d need to buy a little hand saw to cut the 2×4 - so I had that in my cart. I went to get the pegboard last cause I knew that was going to be to big to easily push around in my cart. So I finally find the pegboard and find they sell it in sheets that for 4 feet by 8 feet. That is going to be too big to fit into my vehicle. So I decided I had to look for someone to help me cause no one was coming around asking if I needed help. About 10 minutes later I finally found someone. I asked the girl is she could cut the pegboard for me. She needed to ask someone else who just said no we can’t cut that. A giant hardware store like Menards doesn’t have the willingness, the tools, or the ability to cut a 1/4 inch thick piece of pegboard? What the fuck?
I bought the stupid pegboard thinking I’d come up with a plan if it didn’t fit in my car. I’ll come back and drag it home with my bike if I have to I figured. Well sure enough it was too long. Right then I rem embed I had that saw in my bag - so I whipped it out and cut it right there in the parking lot with it sticking out the back of my car.
I really wish I would have thought of doing that inside the store. I would have replied to the girl by saying “no problem - I can handle it myself if no one here is competent enough to cut a fucking pegboard”.
Our game last night ended on what could have been in one of those “World’s craziest videos” TV shows. You know the ones where one team is chasing the ref around the field - that is what happened.
Our opponents got a red card in the 2nd half. Their coach jogged all the way across the field and head-butted the ref. The scene that followed was this whole team chasing the ref around the field. It was chaos for a few minutes. The PD had to show up - they caught up to the head-butter a block away from the field.
We were up 1-0 at the time. That was the end of the game - and hopefully their season.
I just installed good ol StarCraft Battle Chest tonight. We’re gonna try to get some guys together at work to get a game in once a week or so. The more the merrier - so get out your old discs and get it installed.
For some reason today I started to wonder how much money I could have saved over my lifetime (so far) if I had cut one single activity out of my life. Example: how much money would have I saved if I had never shit in my life time. Money saved would be on toilet paper and water for flushing the shitter. I suppose diapers would count too.
I will assume that all money spent could be saved as a single total. My parents did pay for my diapers + toilet paper + water for a long time. I will just include how much they could have saved into a single total.
Without doin any math to calculate # of diapers used, # of flushes and number of TP rolls used I’m just going to come up with a wild guess.
100K US Dollars
Maybe later I will actually think about it, do some research and do some math to come up with a more accurate number. Do you think my number is too high? too low?
Shitting should be cheaper than that.
Based on your current age - what would you figure the cost of shitting has been over your lifetime so far?
tonight. We’re gonna try to get some guys together at work to get a game in once a week or so. The more the merrier - so get out your old discs and get it installed.
